End of semester prompts questions about change in leadership, lifestyle
Coming back from Thanksgiving is always weird. It’s like Syracuse dangled the tantalizing prospect of finally being able to sleep and then yanked it back,… Read more »
Writer archives: Christian Unkenholz
Unkenholz: Thanksgiving break offers time to reconsider annoying aspects of college
As we approach Thanksgiving, we as a university have now gone about 15 weeks without a break. For the longest time, Thanksgiving seemed like a… Read more »
Unkenholz: Columnist picks SA presidential candidate by analyzing critical criteria
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Starbucks has prematurely brought out everything that could possibly taste like gingerbread, and ice has formed on… Read more »
Unkenholz: Low bank funds haunt columnist at 3 a.m.
It’s about 3 in the morning. And I receive a text message from an unknown number. “Who could it be?” I wonder to myself, while… Read more »
Unkenholz: Columnist to fend off Halloweekend hangover with sunglasses, coffee, turtlenecks
I’ve always felt like I wasn’t celebrating Halloween the right way. But maybe that has something to do with my lack of cool costumes throughout… Read more »
Unkenholz: Lack of sleep causes columnist to reconsider sleep habits during midterms
I miss you. I miss the hours in the afternoon and the long nights we used to spend together. I miss us. No, I’m not… Read more »
Practice healthy habits to avoid judgment, wash hands after using bathroom
It was about 2 a.m., the time between when I eat a midnight snack and a pre-bedtime snack. As I brushed my teeth in my… Read more »
Unkenholz: Near robbery teaches gullible columnist not to fall for scams
I wouldn’t call myself gullible exactly, just a stupid optimist. I still want to believe in the world that’s been laid out in Disney movies.… Read more »
Humor: Housing search sparks competitive attitudes, reminds columnist of 'Cribs'
Ever since I was in middle school and binge watched “MTV Cribs” every afternoon, I’ve dreamed of one day owning my own sweet pad. Thus,… Read more »
Unkenholz: Kissing Bench curse plagues student searching for quiet space
I have made a monumental discovery. Now when I say monumental, I wouldn’t say it’s on par with the moon landing or Doritos Locos Tacos… Read more »
Unkenholz: Upcoming birthday sparks midlife crisis, insecurity
Watch out, Syracuse convenience stores, because on Monday, this guy can legally buy cigarettes. For cigarette arts and crafts, maybe. Not for smoking though. That’s… Read more »
Student realizes true personalities surface during college years, admits to hipster past
Now, I wouldn’t call myself a geneticist or anything. Although I have seen the various X-Men movies to an absurd degree, so I might have… Read more »
Unkenholz: Campus parties provide memorable nights, regardless of national 5th-place party school ranking
I know my picture clearly suggests a man who is the essence of partying. Just last night I ate a block of cheese in slippers… Read more »
Unkenholz: Second year of college results in unfamiliar confidence, humble attitude
What is this strange new feeling? Indigestion? Maybe. I did eat half of a cheeseburger calzone at midnight — and the colder half at 2… Read more »
