Our humor columnist says these study methods are all you need to pass finals
With finals coming up, our humor columnist details her studying process. Read more »
Writer archives: Sarah Wells
Our humor columnist's ode to bad test takers just in time for finals
Our humor columnist would rather do anything than take a test. She hates “good test takers” and their superiority complexes. Read more »
Our humor columnist hates her title. She's on a mission to become more serious.
Forget the hilarious jokes, our humor columnist will only discuss serious topics from now on. Prepare for columns on theater, literature and other scholarly subjects. Read more »
Our humor columnist defeats their fear of the dark thanks to the solar eclipse
Somehow our humor columnist survived the total solar eclipse, even though she’s scared of the dark. She spent months preparing for the darkness the totality would bring. Read more »
Our humor columnist has the best prank ideas for every jokester’s favorite holiday
Our humor columnist details her process of pulling off the best April Fools’ Day prank ever. Read more »
Our humor columnist could bring everything to the table as the next Otto
Today, our humor columnist writes a plea to be next in line to be Otto the Orange. From her lack of social anxiety to her outstanding dedication, she is the perfect candidate. Read more »
Our humor columnist survived a pyramid scheme. Now they're offering business advice.
The most unexpected spring break ever? Our humor columnist shares how she found herself hard at work in a pyramid scheme. Read more »
Our humor columnist can help you find a job to pay off your student loans
Prepared to charge a couple bucks for teaching a Zumba class or washing the Otto mascot costumes? Our Humor Columnist shares ideas for odd jobs around campus that might help to pay off student loans. Read more »
Our humor columnist has tips for you to enjoy her least favorite activity: sports
Ever gotten bored at a basketball game but still wanted to be a part of the school spirit? Our humor columnist has tips to keep you occupied. Read more »
Our humor columnist offers free therapy for any stressed-out college student
Apparently, self-care is not Goldfish crackers. Instead, our humor columnist writes to try exercising by running to class or “Just Dance 2018.” Read more »
Our resident love expert’s guide to the perfect Valentine’s Day
From stalking to clingy text messages, our humor columnist is a self-proclaimed expert on love. Take her advice and make this Valentine’s Day extra special for you and your partner. Read more »
Our humor columnist's dream bid day themes would make any new member's day
Our humor columnist tells you every bid day theme that the Syracuse sororities missed this weekend. From Deep Sea Creatures to the Industrial Revolution, here are next year's best themes. Read more »
Our humor columnist mourns Michael Cera’s Oscar ‘Barbie’ snub
Michael Cera was robbed of his Oscar nomination for his performance as Allan in “Barbie.” Our humor columnist details her thoughts, opinions and her most controversial opinions on this year’s Oscar nominations. Read more »
An ode to the appliances in our humor columnist’s apartment
Living in a college apartment comes with several unique quirks, especially its appliances. From burning herself on her radiator to being unable to wash her dishes because of her roommate’s air fryer, our Humor Columnist details her apartment struggles. Read more »
'Pi Pi Pi' is our humor's columnists dream sorority
Check out our Humor Columnist's newest (fictional) sorority. Here’s why you should go Tri Pi. Read more »
Make this winter break unforgettable with help from our humor columnist
Bust your boredom with these five activities this winter break Read more »
Our humor columnist knows the best bathrooms for breaking down
Get your crying, shopping and sweet treats in at Marshall Square Mall Read more »
Our humor columnist’s holiday wishlist, finals edition
If you’ve ever had five finals on one day or slipped on ice in front of a crowd, you’ll relate to this wishlist Read more »
Our humor columnist is on a mission to name SU's dorm replacing the Sheraton
From alumni recognition to freshman jealousy, our humor columnist has thoughts on the new Sheraton dorms Read more »
Everything to look forward to in an abysmal Syracuse winter
Don’t let the first snow excitement deceive you, Syracuse winter is brutal Read more »
Our humor columnist gives Halloween costumes a much-needed sultry facelift
Take inspiration from our humor columnist for your next sexy Halloween look Read more »
Your dentist, Oprah, and Grandma: 10 people who should visit campus
Our humor columnist offers alternatives for celebrity visits to Syracuse Read more »
The ultimate itinerary for a 'fun' fall day trip
With haunted wagons and sexy pirate costumes, our humor columnist knows how to celebrate the autumn season right Read more »
An apology letter to the bathroom girls
From overhearing bathroom trash talk to sobbing in the next stall over, our humor columnist has seen it all Read more »
